ZOLTAN
Hank Elsner's brand token on Solana, in its development phase. The contract address is right here, the full configuration is published on a site of its own, and the person who built it has his name on every part of it.
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▶ Listen now — AIRWAVE, 24/7 The full token record Who builds it
Read from the chain when this page was requested. Which authorities are live, who holds each one, and what each permits is named in full at zoltan.doginaldog.shop/keys.
Nothing is being sold on this page — no allocation, no round, no form to fill in. The address is published so the mint can be read straight off the chain by anyone who wants to look.
Who I am
Hank Elsner. Technology expert, OSI Layer 1 specialist, husband and father. I make things easier — and then I host them myself.
The day job is physical: structured cabling and fibre in data centres, the layer everything else in computing quietly sits on top of. The night job is this platform. It runs on one Debian 13 server, provisioned from a bare OS install — no cloud platform, no site builder, no managed app hosting. The web servers, the mail server, the git server, the identity system and the databases are all mine, running on that one box. Where something genuinely lives outside — a blockchain RPC, a phone carrier — it is a wire into somebody else's network, not a platform this is built on top of. Every host, every service, every line of it is mine to fix at three in the morning, and regularly is.
These are not marketing numbers. They are read out of the platform's own capability registry, which is generated from the live system — Caddy, systemd and the app catalog — and regenerated hourly rather than written by hand. 78 of the 80 catalogued apps are serving right now, alongside 95 operating skills and 13 Dogecoin collection projects. If one of these numbers moves, this page moves with it.
What I'm building
Not a demo rack. These are services other people depend on, running continuously, paid for out of pocket:
The longer record is here — the trade apps, the architecture, and how the whole thing is kept honest.
AIRWAVE — the 24/7 station
An X Spaces radio-station engine I wrote, running around the clock on the same box as everything else, with a call-in guest line.
Everywhere else
Reach the line on +1 650-649-4265 — it answers.